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2011年02月8日

斗战胜佛啊,你不识数的吗

Filed under: 故事 — gcd0318 @ 03:14

孙悟空到底在五行山下埋了多长时间?按照孙悟空自己的说法,“我是五百年前大闹天宫的齐天大圣”,也就是说,被埋了五百年,但是呢,按照西游记的记载……似乎不只
且看第十四回里,猎户向唐僧介绍五行山的时候说:“这山旧名五行山,因我大唐王征西定国,改名两界山。先年间曾闻得老人家说:‘王莽篡汉之时,天降此山,下压着一个神猴,不怕寒暑,不吃饮食,自有土神监押,教他饥餐铁丸,渴饮铜汁。自昔到今,冻饿不死。’这叫必定是他。长老莫怕,我们下山去看来。”也就是说,孙猴子被压的时候,是王莽篡汉,那么到唐僧出国,按照西游记(而不是正史)第十三回的说法,出发的时候,是贞观十三年(正史记载应该是贞观三年以前,具体数字我不记得,似乎也压根就没有过记载)。也就是说,等到唐僧和孙悟空遇到,已经都七百年了——要是五百年,那么孙猴子就应该大概是东汉末年或者三国左右埋进去的才对啊
这猴子,唉,自己不识数,被多关了200年都不知道,真个是吃了没文化的亏啊
呵呵,玩笑,玩笑

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